AUDIO: SHOPLIFTER LEFT FINGERPRINTS IN PLAY-DOH
Police in Leicester, Massachusetts, have arrested a shoplifting suspect after he left behind a wad of Play-Doh that contained his fingerprints. Dennis Jackson, 55, is accused of shoplifting, and using the Play-Doh to thwart an anti-theft device commonly used by retail stores to safeguard electronics. He stuffed the Play-Doh into the anti-theft “spider-wrap speakers” stores use on expensive electronics. The Play-Doh on the speakers blocked the alarm sound as he walked out of the store. But after stealing the items, he discarded the Play-Doh, which contained his fingerprints.
* If you’re done playing with the Play-Doh, Dennis, be sure to wash your hands before prison.
* Well SOMEBODY’S got to make these mistakes for the rest of us to learn from.
* He should have used some of that green slime from Nickelodeon.
* He was just toying with the cops.
* Don’t forget to get him for littering for throwing away the Play-Doh.
* Because it was Play-Doh, he wants to be sent to juvi.
CLIP: Homer says “D’oh!”
