AUDIO: SHARK GRABS BOY FROM BOAT
A shark grabbed a 10-year-old boy from a fishing boat off the coast of Tasmania, Australia, on Friday but swam off after his father jumped in to save him. The child was wearing a life vest as he accompanied his father and two other men on a 20-foot boat, fishing three miles from shore when the shark “grabbed him from the boat.” The boy was taken to a hospital in stable condition with cuts to his arm, chest and head after the attack.
* What the heck? Are the sharks’ restaurants closed, too?
* They always say sharks only go after things that resemble fish, or seals. Well, I guess that’s over now.
* At least the shark didn’t swim off to get HIS dad.
* Once the giant squids hear about this, we’re all doomed.
* “Daddy, why did you and mommy name me ‘Bait’?”
* For this kid, fishing off the coast has … jumped the shark.
CLIP: Who knew Saturday Night Live would be so prophetic? (door buzzer) “Who is it? “Land Shark.”
