AUDIO: NEW FATHER GIVES AMAZON REVIEW OF BABY
A TikTok user going by the handle CamOnAll has posted a product review of his brand new baby daughter. In the video, he’s holding the baby on his arm as they both stare into the camera. Some of the things he says:
– “We got this from Amazon roughly five-and-a-half weeks ago or so. It came in a little different package than we were expecting. We had to do some manual opening of the box, but hey, we got it out of there.”
– “We just got the base package – whatever they decide to send you is what you have to go with. We got the base model, the deluxe comes with a nanny and a night nurse.”
– “This one does a really good job of sleeping through the night, for the most part. She does seem to cry a lot.”
– “The big thing about this one is this one came with the gassy mode activated.”
– His rating: “Probably 4.5 stars, 5 if it hadn’t been the gassy model. But 5 stars for looks.”
* The problem with these things is, it takes, like, nine months for delivery.
* And if you want to return it, they require it be sent in the original packaging, which is always a problem.
* Hopefully it doesn’t end up sitting in the guest room next to the unused exercycle with clothes thrown over it.
* Just wait. In a couple years, the kid’s gonna do a product review of the dad. That’ll be fun.
CLIP: An edited version of his baby product review.
