AUDIO: NAVY APOLOGIZES FOR PILOT DRAWING A SKY PENIS
Officials with the Naval Air Station on Whidbey Island, Washington, apologized for one of their pilots drawing a large penis in the sky with his plane. Citizens of Okanogan, Washington, watched as the jet made several large, sweeping turns and the contrails formed, against a sweeping blue sky, a large phallus, with two circles at the bottom. In a statement navy officials said, “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
(picture here: http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/nov/16/military-says-zero-tolerance-for-pilot-who-traced-/)
* Well, SOMEBODY won a bar bet.
* What a dick move.
* Totally worth six months in the brig.
* This takes rude graffiti to a whole new level.
* “Sky penis” sounds like a naughty type of cloud formation. “You’ve got your stratus, cirrus, cumulus, and every now and then a sky penis.”
* I would almost guarantee that this was filmed for a scene in the upcoming “Top Gun 2”, which is now in pre-production and due for release in 2019.
CLIP: The “It looks like a giant…” scene from “Austin Powers”.
