AUDIO: MAN IN A BRA THROWS WATER BALLOONS AT TROOPER
A Tennessee Highway Patrol Trooper was checking a highway Welcome Center when he saw a maroon Jeep Wrangler parked in the commercial vehicle parking area. When he went to tell the driver that he wasn’t allowed to park there, the driver – Alan Prisby, 57 – tossed a water balloon at him. The trooper noticed Prisby was wearing a white bra, from which he removed a second water balloon and threw it at the cop. He then took off down the highway. A chase ensued, reaching speeds of more than 100 miles per hour, but eventually Prisby pulled over and was taken into custody. He had slurred speech, red watery eyes and smelled of alcohol. The trooper searched the car and found an open bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream in the car.
* I believe it’s called a “manzier”. (See clip below)
* “Look out – he’s got a .38! A pair of ’em!!”
* He got busted, and then he got busted.
* I think we all just learned Victoria’s Secret.
* A Welcome Center? I don’t think this is the kind of welcome visitors are looking for.
* Prisby drove at over 100 mph? Maybe he was just playing “hard to get”?
* See? Now this is how it’s done. You not only say what they were on but you even give the brand name.
* And it can be done efficiently. Just give the suspect’s name and afterwards put what they were on in parenthesis.
* Here’s how it would sound: John Smith (bath salts and cocaine) was arrested today after getting in a fight with his wife (tequila and weed).
* I didn’t include the brand of tequila because she broke the bottle over his head and we couldn’t read the label.
* Normally we like to hear about how hot the person in the lingerie was but with this guy Alan, we’ll make an exception.
CLIP: From Seinfeld: “The Manzier!”
