AUDIO: MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING GOLD PASTE IN HIS BUTT
Authorities at India’s Imphal Airport arrested a man who was trying to smuggle nearly a kilogram of gold in his butt. The suspect, identified as Mohammad Sharif, was examined by security officials due to his suspicious movement. During the examination, the officials found that Sharif was hiding over 900 grams of gold in paste form in his rectum. According to officials, the seized gold is worth around $56,000 U.S.
* They could tell because when he sat down, he clanged.
* “Hey, I think this might be gold paste, but it’s the wrong color.”
* They “examined him due to his suspicious movement”? Like, bowel movement?
* Seized rectum gold? “I seesed it, but I ain’t gonna touch it.”
CLIP: The “Goldfinger” stab. (sing it) ♪♫ “Gold-Stinker! ♫ (then play the sound clip)
