AUDIO: JESUS CHRIST BREAKS INTO A NORTH CAROLINA PIZZA HUT
A North Carolina 9-1-1 operator got a call at 4:30 a.m. last Wednesday morning. It was Jesus Christ, and he told the dispatcher he had just broken into a High Point Pizza Hut. The caller said, “Jesus is here now, he’s back to earth.” The dispatcher asked what he looks like: “I look like Jesus – what else am I supposed to look like?” Asked by dispatcher why he broke into the Pizza Hut, the man answered, “Because I’m Jesus, I can do whatever I want.” He also admitted he’d had a Mountain Dew. Authorities eventually arrested Richard Lee Quintero, 46, on charges of felony breaking and entering.
* If you’re going to have a last supper before going to jail, do you really want it to be Pizza Hut?
* You would never see Buddha doing this stuff.
* Instead of loaves and fishes, he performed the miracle of the garlic bread and anchovies.
* Wait’ll his dad finds out!
* The Pizza Hut owners were very CROSS with him.
* When it comes to wacky 9-1-1 calls, this guy NAILED it.
* If he passes his psych evaluation, it’ll be a MIRACLE.
CLIP: A terrific 911 call. It’s got everything — humor, pathos, Roman J. Israel, Esquire…. This has been edited for time.
