AUDIO: JEALOUS WOMAN ATTACKS BOYFRIEND WITH SAMURAI SWORD
A Garfield, Washington, woman allegedly attacked her boyfriend after she found the Tinder dating app on his phone. Emily Javier, 30, reportedly slashed her boyfriend with a samurai sword early Saturday in a violent rage when she suspected he was unfaithful. Javier told authorities that she had found a Tinder account on his phone, saw scratches on his back, and then found a red hair in their shower drain. Javier’s hair is dyed green (… for ENVY!). Furious, she purchased a samurai sword from the mall and waited. When her boyfriend, 29-year-old Alex Lovell, returned home Saturday night, he reportedly ignored his girlfriend, which further enraged her. Javier waited for him to fall asleep and repeatedly slashed his throat with the samurai sword. Eventually, Javier called 911 saying that she thought she killed her boyfriend. Officers arrived at the home to find Lovell with injuries all over his body and curled up in a fetal position. He was rushed to a hospital in critical condition.
* Never ignore a woman. We learned that in “Fatal Attraction”. (clip below)
* Is there really no waiting period on the purchase of samurai swords?
* Just curious – no knives in the house?
* I guess he… got the point.
* Never use Tinder if you’re dating a hothead.
CLIP: From Fatal Attraction, “I’m not going to be ignored, Dan!”
