AUDIO: HAM SANDWICH CAUSES MAN TO FART FOR FIVE YEARS
A UK man who ate a ham sandwich at a Birmingham Christmas market in December of 2017 claims it has been causing him uncontrollable flatulence ever since. Hours after eating the snack, Tyrone Prades, 46, was hit by stomach cramps, fever, vomiting and diarrhea, and was bed-ridden for five weeks. That was only the beginning of his troubles. Ever since that fateful day, Prades has been suffering from regular and uncontrollable flatulence. Now, five years after he ate the sandwich, Prades is suing the owner of the food stall he bought it from for £200,000 ($243,000 US) because his stomach continues to make weird churning sounds and he suffers excessive and uncontrollable flatulence, making him embarrassed to go out in public.
* That’s barely enough to cover all the ruined underwear.
* He’s suing? Odor in the court!
* It doesn’t help that his friends have nicknamed him “Jack the Ripper.”
* More power to him for not trying to monetize his problem on social media.
* Considering British food, how is this not a nationwide problem?
* CLIP: A fart sound. Use it wisely.
