AUDIO: FUTURE MAN RETURNS TO WARN OF ALIEN INVASION
A man who says he’s from the future and came to the past to warn people about an alien invasion has been arrested for public intoxication. Bryant Johnson told police he was from the year 2048 and traveled back in time to warn the people of Casper, Wyoming that aliens were coming next year. Johnson reportedly warned people should leave as soon as possible and requested to speak to the president of Casper. Johnson said he was able to time travel by having aliens fill his body with alcohol and making him stand on a giant pad. Johnson claims he was transported to 2017 but was supposed to be transported to the year 2018.
* The aliens must have been drunk, too.
* Why else would they send him back to warn us about themselves?
* There goes the element of surprise.
* Usually these guys can’t explain how they time travel, but this one explained it pretty good. We ought to listen to him.
* Lots of people have time-travelled by filling their bodies with alcohol. You keep drinking, and the next thing you know, it’s three days later.
* Even more bad news from the future: By 2048, every TV show is a singing competition held in Alaska.
* Just curious – did he mention who wins the next Super Bowl?
CLIP: “Back to the Future” music.
