AUDIO: FLORIDA SAYS CLOWN AT YOUR OWN RISK
Florida deputies in Volusia County have issued a warning after an 11-year-old boy was nearly attacked by a man dressed as a clown. The sheriff’s office warning said:
“Warning to evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity: We will not be there to save you if your intended target defends himself or herself, and you may face other penalties as well.”
The warning comes after the boy told a school crossing guard that he was riding his bicycle when a man dressed as a clown jumped out from behind bushes to scare him. The boy said he then hit the clown “multiple times” with a metal selfie-stick because he thought the clown was going to attack him. The clown retreated into in the bushes.
* It’s a sad day for America when a man can’t dress in grotesque make-up and jump out at people without police protection.
* Penny-not-so-wise.
* Maybe evil clowns could be covered with some sort of insurance. A group policy, for you and everyone else in the car.
* I think clowns can get insurance through PIECO.
* Just remember, everybody: whiteface matters.
* A good way to ward off evil clowns is to always keep a squirting flower in your lapel.
AUDIO: Evil Clown Warning.
