AUDIO: BRAZILIAN MAN IN E.R. AFTER GIVING HIMSELF A NOSE JOB
A Brazilian man ended up at the emergency room back on July 21st after attempting to perform a nose job on himself, using YouTube tutorials and super glue. The man, from Sao Paolo, told doctors that he used rubbing alcohol to disinfect the area, and veterinary anesthetic to numb the pain. After he was done “operating,” he used self-absorbing thread and superglue to close the wound. The man told doctors that he did not use any gloves to perform the procedure, and he didn’t clean the wound because he didn’t want to open his stitches. The wound became infected, and he went to the emergency room. Doctors cleaned of the wound, dressed it properly and gave the man guidance on helping it to heal.
* He was told to avoid playing “Got’cher Nose” for six weeks.
* Two words, dummy: Hydrogen Peroxide.
* This has got to be the worst TikTok challenge ever.
* On the internet, they call this “Michael Jacksoning.”
* He spends his days praying he won’t sneeze.
* This takes “cutting off your nose to spite your face” to a whole new level.
CLIP: This isn’t the first do-it-yourself surgery we’ve heard about. Here’s our classic “Lasik Yourself” parody spot.
