AUDIO: 75-YEAR-OLD NATURIST SHOOTS PERVERT ON NUDE BEACH
A 75-year-old nudist is in custody after allegedly killing a 46-year-old man on a nudist beach on a lake near Lyon, France over the weekend. The victim had reportedly been doing a, uh, rude vigorous personal act while deliberately staring at a female nudist, which prompted an argument between the men. The 75-year-old then took his registered hunting pistol from his beach bag and shot the younger man. Onlookers reported that the victim – who was not a regular on the nudist beach – had been a nuisance earlier in the morning when he also performed a rude personal act in the water in front of sun bathers. Witnesses said the shooter was a long-time naturist who often discouraged bad behavior on the beach.
* What caliber discourager was he packing?
* It was a weird misunderstanding – the old guy went up to the other guy and told him to beat it … and you know the rest.
* It seems to me, the best way for a naked 75-year-old man to discourage that kind of behavior would be to stand up and say, “Hey, look at me, a naked 75-year-old man!”
* This takes “Get off my lawn” to a whole new level.
* Anyway, no happy ending here.
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