ATM ROBBERS SET MONEY ON FIRE

A couple of guys attempted to break into an ATM in Everett, Washington, by using a blowtorch to burn through the exterior of the machine to access the cash box. They made it through the metal side of the machine, but the blowtorch set all the cash inside the machine on fire. They got away with nothing.
* Just a couple of ash holes.
* Flaming idiots.
* Be on the lookout for two broke, incompetent welders.
* So the blowtorch idea was actually not so hot.
* They burned through that pile of money faster than Johnny Depp.