ASSAULT WITH A LOAF OF BREAD

A Fremont, California, man went on a rampage that ended with him beating a Safeway employee with a loaf of French bread Sunday. Police say 39-year-old Adam Kowarsh entered the Safeway “yelling and screaming” at about 11:45 p.m. Sunday. One employee attempted to calm Kowarsh, but Kowarsh responded by pushing him several times, then grabbing a loaf of French bread and hitting him in the face. The victim was struck multiple times, police said, although he was uninjured.
* Except for a possible yeast infection.
* “Look out, he’s got croutons!”
* Taking the Safe out of Safeway.
* Maybe he was yelling and screaming over the low, low prices?
* Now Adam Kowarsh is toast.