APARTMENT HOUSE DEALING WITH SERIAL BARFER

[WARNING: this story is all about vomit.]
An apartment complex in Sydney, Australia, has been trying to stop a serial spewer. For the past six months, somebody has been hurking regularly off the balcony of the Urba complex on Gibbons Street. Residents posted a note telling the person they weren’t as anonymous as they might have thought because it was obvious from the street below where the chunder was coming from. A woman whose balcony was vomited on twice identified the culprit and sent an email to management, telling them the individual had not only ralphed over the balcony but also thrown “a bucket full of vomit over the balcony. So not only was it gross, it was premeditated,” her email read. Management notified the man, threatening to evict him, and the discharges stopped for a couple of months, but started again over this past weekend. Residents are demanding the man be charged for cleaning the balconies below, but building management has rejected the suggestion.
* Why throw out a perfectly good paying tenant?
* Maybe provide complimentary umbrellas to the lower tenants?
* Ironically, all they can do it throw up their hands.
* I believe public barfing is a right secured in the Australian constitution.
* If you live in that building, you’d best be always looking up, Chuck.
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