ANYONE CAN NOW USE THE BATHROOM AT STARBUCKS

Starbucks bathrooms are now open to anyone who wants to use them, whether they’re a paying customer or not. Chairman Howard Schultz announced the new policy last week following the uproar over the way two black men were treated at a Starbucks in Philadelphia last month. The men asked to use the bathroom while they were waiting for someone, but an employee told them it was only for paying customers. When they then sat in the store without ordering anything, the manager called police, and the men were arrested for trespassing. No charges were filed. Starbucks has since apologized to the men and announced plans for racial bias training for its employees.
* Every Starbucks bathroom on the planet open to the public. This is going to get messy.
* And stinky.
* Now the Starbucks janitors want hazard pay.
* Easy move for Chairman Howard Schultz. You know he’s got to have his own private executive bathroom with bidet, spa, and sauna room.
* Why doesn’t Starbucks sell a special little item that people who need the bathroom can buy for, like, a quarter. Like a little cake. That way, they can still make a couple of cents when people need the bathroom. They can call them Starbucks Urinal Cakes.
* Are the bathrooms at Starbucks labeled “Starbucks” and “Stardoes”?