AMERICA’S FAVORITE SANDWICHES

The poll of 2,000 Americans, commissioned by Buddig processed pre-packaged lunch meats, finds America’s favorite sandwiches. (* Not surprisingly, most of them contain processed pre-packaged lunch meats):
1. Grilled cheese
2. Chicken
3. Turkey
4. Ham
5. Tuna
6. Egg
7. Peanut butter and jelly
8. Meatball sandwiches
In another important finding from the survey, 32% of Americans cut their sandwiches into rectangles, 35% cut them into triangles and 33% prefer their sandwiches whole and uncut.
* I think peanut butter and jelly should demand a recount.
* Too bad if you’re a vegan with a peanut allergy.
* Was a BLT not an option? An Italian sub? A cheese-steak? Come on, if you’re going to do a sandwich survey, make it honest. This isn’t a presidential election poll.
* Maybe those 2,000 Americans the Buddig lunch meat company surveyed were employees.
* And if you’re going to do a survey about sandwiches, throw in a few chips, huh?