AMAZON WORKER LOSES ENGAGEMENT RING WHILE PACKING BOXES

A worker at an Amazon warehouse in Swansea, Wales, was packing boxes Saturday when she noticed her engagement ring wasn’t on her finger. Jasmine Paget, 18, and her fiance, fellow Amazon worker Josh Phillips, searched for the ring while the warehouse manager temporarily stopped work on the floor, but employees were unable to locate the ring. Paget is asking anyone who finds a ring they did not order inside their Amazon package to contact her on Facebook or report the discovery to Amazon.
* When Bezos hears that they stopped work on the shipping floor, he’s gonna fire her butt.
* So this means the Amazon workers touching all our stuff aren’t wearing disposable gloves. Great.
* You’ll know it’s the lost engagement ring because it will be the second item in the box, rather than packed in its own box with five yards of bubble wrap.
* Does Amazon sell wedding rings? (* Yes, they sure do!) Can’t she just borrow another one from off the shelf?