AUDIO: ALLIGATORS MATE, CAN’T CONCEIVE, KEEPERS DISCOVER WHY
Hektor and Luiza are two caimans (alligators) that live at the zoo in Poznan, Poland. The two reptiles have been unable to successfully breed despite being together since 1973. Vets think they have finally discovered why they have been unable to produce babies – because the male’s penis is too small. Keepers had long wondered why they had failed to produce offspring despite their clear enthusiasm for each other during the annual breeding season. While examining Hektor for another issue, the vet notice his teeny weenie, and suggested that this may be why the two have been unable to breed.
* I don’t know. It sounds like Hektor’s had a pretty good run in spite of things.
* Obviously a case of reptile dysfunction.
* Hung like a gecko.
* Time to break out the ol’ turkey baster.
* Shrinkage!!! (see clip)
CLIP: The Shrinkage scene from Seinfeld (edited)
