ALL ABOARD THE "USS THE DEPLORABLES"!

A new petition currently on the White House website wants the next major U.S. warship to be named the “USS The Deplorables,” as the petition notes, “to honor those citizens who rose up to defend America and the Constitution from the globalists.” The name is taken from a remark Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton made on the campaign trail, referring to supporters of President-elect Donald Trump as a “basket of deplorables”. The term quickly turned into a rallying cry for Trump’s campaign and helped the GOP candidate win the White House. The petition has so far only garnered 768 votes since being launched on December 4, 2016 – juuuuuust a little bit short of the 100,000 needed by January 3, 2017, to receive an official response from the White House.
* Oh, just wait ’til the afternoon of January 20th. There’ll be a tweet making this a done deal.
* Why not go all-out and call it the USS Deplorables McDeplorablesface?
* The USS Hillary Shoots Self In Foot?
* The USS Out Of Touch Pompous Elitist With Delusions Of Entitlement Destroys The Democratic Party?
* The Deplorables? A Sylvester Stallone movie, maybe, but no, not a battleship.
* Can a battleship be a plural?
* The USS Annapolisses?
* The USS Abrahams Lincoln?
* If they want to name it after something from Hillary that cost her the election how about the USS Clinton Foundation?
* No? How about the USS Pay-to-Play
* That reminds me: How come nobody gets mad at Hillary for all the dumb things she said or did to lose the election?
* For example: She never campaigned in Wisconsin. How dumb was that?
* Instead we get the narrative that everything was going great for her ’til the Russians interfered. So that must mean Anthony Weiner was a Russian agent.