ALBUQUERQUE MAN FOUND NAILED TO A TREE

Albuquerque, New Mexico, police are investigating what circumstances could have led to a man being nailed to a tree in a wooded area. The man was discovered standing in a front of the tree with his hands next to his shoulders. Each hand had a nail through it. The nails were around three inches long but the man wasn’t bleeding when officers found him, According to police, the man was initially not cooperative or compliant with officers. They are continuing to try to interview him and determine exactly what happened.
* Was he preaching a newfangled religion based on loving one another, and the Romans in Albuquerque didn’t approve?
* Not bleeding? Maybe this is how people in Albuquerque restrain vampires.
* First, they nailed his hands up by his shoulders. Then they started with the tickling.
* The poor sap.
* I know what’s going on. I saw “Breaking Bad”.
* Things are quirky in Albuquerque.
* I heard the man has really been trying to branch out lately.
* He’s all bark and no bite.
* Oh course the man’s not talking. Otherwise the people who did this will come back and finish him off.
* Police said they will leave no leaf unturned finding out what happened.
* They nailed his hands right into the wood so I guess that makes it a palm tree.