ALASKAN WOMAN STEALS STUFFED ZEBRA HEAD

An Alaska woman came home to discover a thief broke into her home and stole clothing, jewelry, prescription drugs and a mounted zebra head she had on a wall. A security camera recorded a woman carrying items, including the zebra, out the front door of Stacy Scott’s Anchorage, Alaska, home last Friday and into a waiting cab. Stacy had named the zebra head George. Police talked to the cab company, found the passenger carrying the zebra head, and arrested 38-old Desiree Fuller at an Anchorage motel where the cab driver had dropped her off. She was charged with felony burglary and theft. Police have recovered some of Scott’s items but George is still missing.
* Check the pile of old newspapers.
* Which of these things doesn’t belong? (A) Clothing, (B) Jewelry, (C) Prescription drugs, (D) Mounted zebra head.
* I don’t think a zebra head looks like a George. More of a Charlie, or Hank.
* Imagine the hunter: “What the hell is a zebra doing in Alaska?”
* The cab company: “Did any of you guys pick up a woman with a zebra head? Alright, let me narrow that down for you – it was last Friday.”
* Who’s wearing the stripes now, huh, lady?