AIR PASSENGER CAUGHT WITH TWO OTTERS AND PRAIRIE DOG IN PANTS

Thailand authorities caught a tourist attempting to smuggle two otters and a prairie dog through the airport in his pants.The 22-year-old Taiwanese traveler had reportedly bought the animals at a market in Bangkok, and then proceeded to stuff them in his underwear before arriving at the airport in Bangkok on December 5th. Authorities noticed an unusually large bulge wobbling about below his waist. The animals were stuffed in three separate socks and taped to his designer boxer shorts. The Asian small clawed otter is native to Southeast Asia. The prairie dog is native to the U.S. The man was on his way to Taipei, Taiwan.
* Two otters and a prairie dog in your pants. That’s why it’s called Bangkok.
* “Officers, these are emotional support animals for my groin.”
* What kind of boxer shorts were they? Garanimals?
* “We found two otters and a prairie dog in his pants. Plus some other junk.”
* Who in Bangkok is sitting there thinking, “You know what I’m in the mood for? Prairie dog and otter.”