A THIEF STOLE MY HOMEWORK

The mother of a 17-year-old Niceville, Florida, girl called police to report that someone smashed the passenger side window of her car and stole the daughter’s chemistry homework. The thieves also stole a neon blue leather backpack, a blue notebook, a deck of cards and a computer charger.
* It was probably that Devon Jenkins – he’s failing chemistry and never turns in his assignments.
* What else could it be? A thief who needs a computer charger and also would be fascinated to know the valence bonds of sodium hydroxide?
* That neon blue backpack sure will be hard to spot.
* Everything that was stolen doesn’t even nearly add up to the cost of the broken car window. I give that thief an “F”.
* If this is what happens in Niceville, Florida, it explains why the rest of Florida is the way it is.
* How do you think the dog feels? He was just about to eat the homework when it was stolen.
* I’m just impressed that our teachers still assign chemistry homework.
* Let’s hope this wasn’t staged. You know, like those fake kidnapping stories.
* At least she didn’t try that: “Mom, I’ve been kidnapped and they said if you didn’t pay a million dollars right away, they would tear up my chemistry homework.”
* You’re thinking nobody would be that dumb, right? Believe me. If you follow the wacky news, you know there’s no limit on being stupid.