A SOCK IN THE MOUTH

A man wrote on Reddit claiming to have recently discovered his girlfriend’s childhood habit of chewing socks. He says the sock chewing habit was mentioned by a cousin during a family dinner, leaving his girlfriend furious. He put the conversation in the back of his mind until about one month later when he awoke early to find his girlfriend with a sock stuffed in her mouth. It was the same sock she’d worn the previous day. He wrote: “She opened her eyes and saw me looking and whipped it on the floor, and then we both acted as though nothing happened. So now, weeks later, I tried bringing this up. Again, she became furious. Yesterday, I said to her, ‘If I am kissing your mouth, I deserve to know what has been in it.’ She got upset and ran inside the house.”
* Really? Wait’ll she find out you put all this on Reddit.
* You know what he said next? “Darn it, honey!”
* Men used to refer to some women, in a derogatory way, as “a real dog,” but in this case I think it would be true.
* How about making her switch to sandals?
* Wait’ll we get our Hanes in you.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your partner have a strange habit carried over from childhood?