A LIFETIME SUPPLY!

Reddit asked, “Have you ever won a lifetime supply of something? Some of the responses:
– “My mom found the white M&M. If you found it, you’d send it in and get a lifetime supply of M&Ms. They sent us a voucher pack that almost no store would take. We managed to make it through the lifetime supply in about one month.”
– “My dad won a lifetime supply of cat food, but they delivered it all at once, and, go figure, our cats didn’t like that food. We donated it all to a local animal shelter that was super pleased!”
– “My parents won what was advertised as a lifetime supply of ice cream sandwiches. It was 100 boxes all at once, right there on a hot July day. After giving away as many boxes as they could at the fair, we got home and had about 60 boxes left. Had to throw out what didn’t fit in our freezer. My parents said I could eat as many as I wanted, any time I wanted. I went through the rest in a couple months.”
– “A local bar ran a wet t-shirt contest where the woman who won would win a lifetime of free drinks at the bar. My friend’s girlfriend won first place. But within a couple of weeks, the building was condemned and torn down. Turns out, the owners of the bar knew that the building was going to be condemned and just wanted to have one last party.”
– “As a consolation prize for losing on a TV game show, I was given a lifetime supply of beef stew. When the beef stew arrived, it was one case of 12 cans. After trying the first can, I realized that the other 11 would indeed last me a lifetime.”
– “I won a lifetime supply of mini chocolate milk cartons during a milk day at school. If you opened a carton of milk and it mooed at you, you had to call the number on it and report that you had mooing milk. That was in 2007. I’m still getting milk shipped to me, my fiancé drinks it because now I hate milk.”
– “I won a ‘lifetime’ supply of donuts (up to a dozen per day) at a local bakery, and it lasted two years until the original owner died and his A-hole son took over the business.”
– “When I was 13 years old, I won a contest for a lifetime supply of car models from Revell. They sent hundreds, probably one of everything they offered in their catalog at the time. I kept about two dozen. My father found a local retail hobby store to buy the rest of them at a very favorable price so we could just get rid of them. He put the money into US savings bonds for me, which I cashed out many years later to use for a down payment on my first new car.”
– “I won a contest online that included a ‘lifetime’ supply of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape. It was about a dozen boxes of gum. I got sick of the gum pretty quickly, and me and a friend wound up using it all for a school project where we had to make a model of the town from the book The Outsiders.”
– “My parents won a lifetime supply of toiletries: soap, toilet paper, and some other stuff. Once per quarter, you mail in the coupon, and they send you another quarter’s worth of stuff. It’s all institutional grade, like what you’d expect prisoners to use.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever win a lifetime sup0ply of something, or just a major contest prize? How did that work out for you?