SAUSAGE ON THE ROOF

A Deerfield Beach, Florida, family woke up Saturday night to a loud thud, only to find several packages of frozen Italian sausage on their roof. The Adair family found two packages of sausage in the side yard, and three more packages on the roof – a total of 15 pounds of Italian sausage in bags marked William Land Service, a land-clearing company in Alabama. Mr. Adair called the company but they didn’t know what he was talking about. In the meantime, the family has been coming up with their own theories. Mrs. Adair believes the sausage fell from a plane. “Possibly it was something to do with a drug deal,” said Jennie Adair.
* It’s south Florida, so obviously it was a drug deal. A delicious, savory drug deal.
* Maybe it was a Denny’s breakfast drone test gone wrong. A delicious, savory breakfast drone test gone wrong.
* Pigs don’t fly, no matter what form they’re in.
* 15 pounds of Italian sausage? Time to start some spaghetti cooking and have a block party.
* By the way, the headline of this story, “Sausage on the Roof”, is not a sex position. But it could be. Have fun with it tonight, and let’s do a phone-in tomorrow and see what you came up with.