CLERK ASSAULTED WITH POTATO CHIPS

Gainesville, Florida, police arrested James Donald Robertson Jr., 61, last Wednesday morning after he allegedly attacked someone with a bag of potato chips. Robertson wanted to buy some potato chips at a Wal-Mart, but an employee refused to sell them. When the employee asked Robertson to leave, he grabbed the bag of chips and threw it in the employee’s face and upper chest, according to the police report. Robertson later spoke with police and said he threw the chips because he was angry. The brand of chips is unknown. Police arrested Robertson on a charge of simple battery and he was released Thursday morning on his own recognizance.
* So he was Frito go.
* Oh, a Wise guy!
* Wal-Mart employees refusing to sell products? That’s an odd business plan.
* Assault with a Bag of Potato Chips. It just doesn’t stir the soul, does it?
* A bag of potato chips weighs about as much as, what? A light bulb?
* A 10-pound sack of potatoes, yeah, then I could see calling the police.
* This guy thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips.
* Actually, he’s a few chips short of a bag.
* Okay, it was wrong but do we really have to list all three of his names like he was a serial killer or something?
* Don’t kid yourself. If society doesn’t nip this in the bud, he’ll soon be using clam dip as a weapon.
* The brand of chips is unknown? Damn it, how can we hope to stop this if we don’t even know all the details?