GUY HITS WOMAN WITH A PILLOW TO MEET HER

A 20-year-old woman says she was attacked by a man with pillow inside a St. Augustine, Florida, Walmart. The woman, who wished to remain anonymous, says a man ran up behind her and started hitting her with a pillow. She says she suffered multiple scratches to her back. Then the man then started to laugh. “I was like OK, that’s not really cool, and then he laughed again,” she said. Police were called. According to a police report, the 18-year-old suspect said it was a joke, and that he uses it as an unorthodox method to meet people.
* How’s that working for him?
* Oh, he’s met a lot of people doing this: cops, judges, court-appointed psychiatrists …
* Walmart. Classy pick-up joint!
* She got scratches on her back, through her clothing, from a pillow? What was it made of, needles?
* It could have been worse. They could have been in the aisle with the baseball bats.
* I guess Hillary’s right. Sometimes jokes do go too far.
* Now he’s having pillow talk with his new cellmate.
* What about that moment of panic when you don’t know it’s a pillow yet?
* PHONE TOPIC: Horrible ways guys try to pick you up.