MAN ROBS SUBWAY WITH CURLING IRON

Dallas police have arrested a 30-year-old man accused of robbing a Subway restaurant with a curling iron that he tried to pass off as a gun. Police said Arieus Warren went into the Subway, gestured to the cashier that he had a gun and demanded money from the cash register. After taking the cash, police said Warren ran into a nearby neighborhood and tried to steal a car. The carjacking victim realized Warren was holding a curling iron instead of a gun and thwarted the attempt. Police arrived on scene, set up a perimeter and quickly found Warren, carrying money stolen from the Subway restaurant, and two curling irons.
* Two, in case the first one ran out of ammo?
* “Hand over the money or your faux-hawk gets it!”
* The carjacking victim realized Warren was holding a curling iron when he saw the extension cords stretching down the street.
* Ironically, his plan didn’t have much style.
* I guess he’ll find his time behind bars to be … permanent.
* And speaking of hair-curling, have you heard some of those Jared stories?
* Once again we have a failure to understand the concept of the getaway car.
* You don’t do the robbery and then ask, “Gee, how am I going to leave the scene?”
* Planning. It’s called planning, people.
* Oh, I see. He spent all his time coming up with the curling iron part of the plan and forgot the getaway car.