DRUNK DRIVER ASKS TO PERFORM "JAZZ HANDS"

Police in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, arrested a man for his second DUI in less than three months. Jason Romano, 27, rear-ended a car in front of him. A family of three was in the car. No serious injuries were reported. Deputies found Romano was swaying back and forth and slurring his words. He told deputies he had “three very, very strong drinks,” and became very agitated. Romano then asked a female deputy if she wanted to watch him dance with his “jazz hands,” according to the Sheriff’s Office. Romano failed a field sobriety test before he was arrested for driving under the influence.
* I can just hear the cop: “Sure, you can do the jazz hands while you’re putting your hands up.”
* It doesn’t matter what your hands can do if your feet can’t walk a straight line.
* It’s a traffic accident, you idiot, not America’s Got Talent.
* Jason Romano – is this Ray Ramano’s screw-up relative?
* If so, I doubt we’ll see a show called “Everyone Loves Jason.”
* He says he had three very, very strong drinks? I bet that means he had six regular drinks.
* You see the thought process: He’s conceding that he’s hammered but he’s trying to say there were only 3 drinks so it’s okay.