WHAT’S THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE EVER INJURED YOURSELF?

AskReddit asked: What’s the stupidest way you’ve ever injured yourself? Some of the answers:
– I once dropped my fork. When I bent down to pick it up I cut my arm on the steak knife in my other hand.
– I had a bb gun and thought I should shoot directly in the water. It ricocheted and hit my eye. Had to wear an eye patch for a while.
– I went down a step and didn’t realize there was a ketchup packet on the floor. I ended up breaking my foot in 5 places and snapping the tendons to my little toe.
– I stapled my own thumb once. I wanted to see how the stapler worked.
– I never really got hit in the testicles until I was like 15, where i was curious if its actually so bad and I punched myself.
* Did Simon Cowell not see this survey?
* This list would be longer, but America’s Funniest Videos covered this topic for 25 years.
* This could lead to a new TV show: Celebrity Accidents.
* “I hurt myself trying to land a plane on a golf course” signed Harrison Ford.
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the stupidest way you ever injured yourself?