AUSTRALIAN WOMAN TRIED TO SELL DOG-BARFED HUMAN TOES

An Australian woman admitted planning to sell two human toes on the black market. The toes had been regurgitated by dogs at an animal shelter. Two dogs had eaten parts of their owner’s body after he died of natural causes. The dogs threw up human remains while at an animal shelter in 2024. The woman, Joanna Kinman, 48, who worked at the shelter, retrieved the toes from a trash can, put them in a jar of formaldehyde, and told a friend that she could make a few hundred dollars by selling them. An anonymous tip alerted police to Kinman’s plans. On Monday, Kinman pleaded guilty to offensive conduct involving human remains. The judge called her actions “astounding” and “entirely odd.” She was given probation and 150 hours of community service.
* Come on, it’s Australia. This is not “entirely” odd for Australia.
* A couple hundred dollars? Please! Barfed up human toes in formaldehyde don’t get more than thirty bucks on eBay.
* It’s obvious the friend she told is the one who fingered her. Or toed her.
* In America, we play “Uncle’s got your nose!” In Australia, they play “Dingo’s got your toes.”
* After years of care and love, your faithful dog eats you when you die. I think poor Gene Hackman got off easy.