OUTRAGEOUS WEDDING STORIES

Reddit asked for some Wild Wedding Stories. Here are some of the responses:
– “A bride and groom, who blew it all their savings on travel and going out, wanted us to help pay for their destination wedding. They wanted us to pay for our plane tickets, and chip in for food and alcohol costs.”
– “My husband works in the trades and drives a big truck—not beat-up, just two years old. A week before the wedding, the couple emailed us asking if we could rent a vehicle ‘more in the aesthetic of the event.’ If not, they requested we park in the staff parking lot. We didn’t go.”
– “The bride had a complete emotional breakdown because the purple monogrammed napkins she ordered looked slightly too blue.”
– “The night before the wedding at the rehearsal, the bride realized the flower girl had the same shoes as her. She freaked out at 9 p.m. and made the flower girl’s mother buy different shoes before the ceremony.”
– “The groom’s great-aunt made it clear she wanted a personal server at the reception, which was reserved ONLY for her. She wanted to see the seating chart so she wouldn’t have to speak to anyone she didn’t like. She asked the couple to hire a band instead of a DJ because they ‘played too loud’ and were not as classy as a 10-piece band. Her final request was that no one wear the color or designer she had chosen for the reception.”
– “The couple didn’t ask for a physical gift. Instead, they asked me to clean their enormous house from top to bottom, set up the wedding tent in a field with a couple of other people, serve drinks all night, and give a prewritten speech about how pretty the bride was.”
– “I work at a bakery. One bride wanted a cake big enough to feed 500 people and wanted it to float. She expected us to somehow defy the laws of gravity and make it float. Apparently, she saw a floating cake in an anime and decided nothing else was acceptable. When I told her we couldn’t make floating cakes, she threw her coffee on the floor and cried that we were ruining her wedding.”
– “The couple wanted all the women at the wedding to carry a small dog in a purse. Most of us had small dogs, but those who didn’t were told to find one to borrow or even get a dog for this wedding.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have an outrrageous wedding story?