CURRENT SLANG

Are you up on your teen slang? Here are some of the groovy words coming out of your kid’s pie hole:
– Sigma (an alpha male)
– Rizzler (someone who is flirty)
– Skibidi (pronounced like “skippity”. This word has no inherent meaning. It can be used as a wacky adjective to mean cool, bad or dumb, depending on the context.)
– Fanum Tax (the theft of food between friends)
– Mogging (someone who is more attractive, successful, or skilled than others, makes them look bad in comparison)
– Mewing (when you flatten your tongue against the roof of your mouth in an attempt to pull your chin up and give you a more defined jawline)
– Ohio (something that causes one to cringe)
* I’ve been Ohioing through most of this list.
* I’m still trying to work “bussin'” into my conversations, and now I’ve gotta do skibidy?
* Okay, it’s “alpha male” because “alpha” is the first letter of the Greek alphabet. “Sigma” is the 18th letter of the Greek alphabet. So a “sigma” male is actually 17 places behind an “alpha” male. Don’t these kids today know Greek?
* And if you say any of these words to your kid today, they will roll their eyes and say you are so out of date.
* A.I is just making up words now, right? Just sticking random letters together and putting it out there on the socials?