DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “You Don’t Need A Yellow Dragon Fruit Cleanse, A Dietitian Explains Why”
2. “Brooke Shields Breaks Red Carpet Rules With Unexpected Shoe Choice”
3. “Ancient DNA from 2,000-Year-Old Mummies Recovered — Thanks To Their Head Lice”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Left My Ex For A Hot Jetsetter But I Was Being Catfished By My Aunt”