THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE

Reddit asked, “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done to ‘get lucky'” Some of the responses:
– “Lady finally agrees to go out. Tells me ahead to pick her up as she trusts her dog to be a judge of men and wants her dog to meet me. Before I show up I smear some raw hamburger on my shoes. The dog loved me.”
– “I pretended to be afraid of flying once on a plane because the woman next to me was hot. Got her number and hooked up with her later.”
– “Getting into a cake baking contest.”
– “Pretended to be of Scottish origin, accent and all.”
– “Hot girl said solving a Rubik’s cube is so attractive, so I took a whole weekend to learn how to do it. Couldn’t wait to show her. When I did at school on Monday she said ‘oh that’s cool.’ Didn’t get any play but now I can solve a Rubik’s cube in 30 seconds.”
– “Waited outside in my car for 45 minutes for her and her ex to stop fighting and him to leave so I could get in.”
– “Learned to play ‘I’m Yours’ by Jason Mraz on the ukulele for my friend’s Hawaiian themed wedding and played it while the bride walked down the aisle. Mission was a success, ended up hooking up with the Maid of Honor’s sister.”
– “I once told a girl I liked Kesha, I’m still ashamed of that lie to this day.”
– “I read books about van Gogh, Gaugin, Cezannes and a few others to impress a girl. Did not get laid but 25 year later had a blast at the Musee d’Orsay. Totally vindicated.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever done in an attempt to get lucky?