I KNOW I SAW IT

Reddit asked: “What are you absolutely 100% sure you saw but have no proof?” Some of the responses:
– “In a suburb of Washington DC a friend and I were driving on a small 2 lane road. We saw a monkey drop from the trees and jump to the other side of the road. It then jumped and grabbed a low hanging branch and swung back into the trees.”
– “I witnessed a squirrel actually tipping up a (presumably “empty”) discarded can of 7up, using its 2 front paws, like it was drinking it.”
– “I saw a lady I worked with sneak into the walk in cooler, so i opened the door for fun…and she had just taken a bite of a hard boiled egg, but when she saw me she pushed the whole egg into her mouth and swallowed it WHOLE. Then she said hi and acted like nothing happened.”
– “I’m pretty sure I rang up John C. Reilly at my old bookstore job in illinois, he was buying a few CDs. he was wearing sunglasses and was definitely being low key. I said, “Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like someone famous?” and he says nope!! and went on his way.”
– “I cashed out Adrian Brody once at Walmart in a small little podunk town in upstate NY. He and the girl he was with sort of bickered about who was gonna pay for like their $20 worth of stuff, and then when they left the people behind them complained about how long they took.”
– “Piano hit the ocean about 300 yards away from me by the jetti in Ponce Inlet, FL. I heard the keys smash when it hit the water. It was a cloudy day so I couldn’t see a plane if there was one.”
– “I saw two men riding a moped together. The driver was wearing a gorilla costume, and the rider was stark naked.”
– “I saw a tarantula larger than a foot.”
– “A BMW driver using their turn signal. Not once, but twice! Nobody believes me, of course.”
PHONE TOPIC: What is a weird thing you saw, but you have no proof? (No UFO’s or ghosts! Save those for Halloween.)