DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Iranian Man Balances 88 Spoons On His Body”
2. “How Can I Get My Coworker To Stop Hanging His Wet Speedo On The Doorknob To His Office”
3. “Adele Says ‘No One Else Can Sing My Songs Like Me’”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Ketchup”