FECES FALLS FROM THE SKY

Crap is falling from the sky near Kelowna, British Columbia. Resident Jenn Wasman says her home was pelted by feces late Monday afternoon. It fell all over her backyard, on the deck, in the pool and on people enjoying the final hours of the long weekend. She said, “It smelled like mint at first,” but after the mint dissipated, the smell was unbearable. Wasman called the Kelowna airport, but they claim it didn’t come from an airplane. If it had, “There would have been a blue tint to it.” This is not the first time there have been reports of what appeared to be feces falling from the sky over Kelowna; the local newspaper has fielded a handful of calls from people saying flying feces fell on their vehicles over the past two years.
* “Biggest goose I ever saw.”
* The airport guy’s telling his friends, “I think she bought the blue tint story.”
* Is there a beanstalk nearby, leading up to a castle in the sky, with a giant who has diarrhea?
* Maybe it’s being catapulted over by those jerks up in Kamloops.
* On the bright side … free fertilizer.