AUDIO: BURGLAR CAUGHT STEALING SPEAKERS, OLD SPICE
A homeowner in Mulberry, Florida, pulled into his driveway the other day and saw a stranger leaving his house with his hands full of stolen items. The homeowner yelled, “What the hell are you doing?”, and the thief dropped the items he was trying to steal, including speakers, mail and, oddly, a stick of Old Spice deodorant. He also dropped his personal items, including clothes, a charger cord and a letter with his name on it. That letter led clever police detectives to Jasone (“Jason with an E”) Thomas, who already had a warrant out for his arrest on a violation of probation charge. He was taken into custody shortly thereafter.
* So, an easy capture … no sweat.
* Old Spice? Are you Sure?
* Axe him.
* Dial back the deodorant puns a couple of Degrees, will ya?
* “What the hell are you doing?” “Seriously? Are you blind?”
* He must have been like Steve Martin in “The Jerk”: I’ll take these speakers. These speakers are all that I need. And this anti-perspirant. This anti-perspirant and these speakers are all I need. And these letters…”
* The lesson here – use a wheelbarrow. Or a bicycle with some baskets.
CLIP: Old Spice whistle.
