MEATBALL THIEF

Police in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, have charged 48-year-old Leahman Glenn Robert Potter with burglary, criminal trespass and theft for allegedly swiping a pot of meatballs from a man’s garage. The victim reported his meatballs missing and told officers at around 2:30 p.m. Monday that he saw Potter standing in front of his house with red sauce on his face and clothes. The pot was found on the street.
* They caught him red handed, and mouthed.
* Hello? They’re called “napkins”, you slob.
* How do you suppose the 9-1-1 call went down for that crime?
* The guy didn’t even run, although after eating a pot of meatballs I wouldn’t expect him to.
* A pot of meatballs in the garage. Where does he keep his lawnmower – in the fridge?