AUDIO: 86-YEAR-OLD MAN WANTS TO BE NAKED IN YOUR GARDEN
Would you let an old man work naked in your garden? 86-year-old Stuart Haywood, of Midway, England, is a naturist who likes to garden naked, but the garden at his house is in public view. Mr. Haywood and his wife are too old to travel to the closest nudist camp, so he would like to pay someone with a private garden to let him hang out for a few hours each week so he can enjoy going au naturel in the open air. He says he would like to find “someone with a secluded garden who would allow me access to it for a few hours per week to allow me to follow my interest. In return I am willing to share my knowledge of gardening, and local history, sports history and anything which may be interesting to the garden owners. We could come to some arrangement regarding monetary costs.” He says “(I have) a lift in spirits (* Hello!) when I take my clothes off. It is a sense of freedom. You’re never too old to be naked and should never be ashamed of your body.”
* Odd name for a nudist: Haywood. Hey – wood!
* Just don’t let him plant bulbs.
* You’re never too old to be naked. But you can be too old for others to see you naked.
* He tried this at one house and the garden gnomes ran away.
* Tell him to trim your roses. That’ll learn ‘im.
CLIP: Maybe he ought to team up with this guy. Our classic “Nudism” parody spot.
