85-YEAR-OLD MAN BLAMES VIRILITY ON COVID SHOT

An 85-year-old Italian man was fined twice in less than an hour for breaking coronavirus lockdown laws to meet prostitutes – insisting to cops that his sex drive “shot through the roof” (* Good visual!) after getting the COVID-19 vaccine. The man was first stopped in the early hours of the morning after being seen going into the camper van parked close to the beach which is known to be used by prostitutes. He was told he was in breach of COVID curfew regulations and fined 500 euros and released, but he was then stopped less than an hour later further along the road, at another camper van used by prostitutes, and fined a further 500 euros. He told police, “It’s the COVID jab — it makes me more virile.”
* Where the hell did they stick the needle?
* Looks like the Johnson & Johnson works on the johnson.
* At age 85, he’s really getting up there.
* Now every Friday night he gets in line for another shot.
* Everyone in Italy’s feeling a little prick, I guess.