82-FOOT DINOSAUR DISCOVERED IN MAN’S BACKYARD

The skeleton of an 82 foot-long dinosaur has been discovered in a man’s backyard in central Portugal. Paleontologists working on the site in the city of Pombal believe it could be the remains of the biggest sauropod dinosaur to be found in Europe. Sauropods are plant-eating, four-legged dinosaurs characterized by long necks and tails. They believe this one is a brachiosaurus. The excavation began when the landowner first noticed fragments of bones on his property in 2017 during construction work. In recent weeks they have unearthed the vertebrae and ribs. The dinosaur would have stood about 39ft (12m) tall and been about 82ft (25m) long.
* And all he wanted was a stupid firepit.
* I guess it’s interesting, but c’mon – a plant eater? Lame.
* Let’s see Home Depot and their stupid 12-foot Halloween skeleton top that!
* I found some old bottle caps in my backyard one time.
* Imagine the Jurassic dog that buried those bones.