80 SMALL OBJECTS RETRIEVED FROM INDIAN MAN’S STOMACH

Kuldeep Singh, a 35-year-old man from Punjab, India, had been suffering from stomach pains and a high fever for two years. He finally went to a doctor, who discovered he had swallowed dozens of small items – at least 80 – including buttons, earphones, lockets, chains, nuts, bolts, washers, nails, zipper pulls, safety pins, marbles, coins, string and many more inedible objects. Doctors diagnosed him with Pica, a mental health condition where the sufferer “compulsively swallows items that aren’t food.” Surgeons performed a three-hour operation to remove the objects from Singh’s stomach.
* Now THAT’S a junk diet.
* “Nurse, where are those forceps I asked for?” “Sorry, Doctor, they were here a second ago…”
* Maybe he just needs glasses?
* The guys sees a label that says “May cause choking hazard” and thinks: ” Oh, boy – buffet!”
* There goes his job as Chief Tester at the metal detector factory.