7-ELEVEN LAUNCHES LOW-COST MAKEUP LINE

7-Eleven has announced that they are now offering their own affordable makeup line. The Simply Me Beauty brand, which is aimed at millennial women on the go, will feature 40 items for the face, eyes and lips, all priced between $3 and $5. The collection will feature an assortment of essentially any makeup you may need to touch-up while on the run – from hi-def concealers and BB foundation creams to various lipsticks, faux eyelashes, bronzers, makeup tools and nail care items. Says Joy Pico, 7‑Eleven category manager: “Much of the time, makeup items like lip and eye colors are spur-of-the-moment, impulse buys. For a millennial working woman wanting to refresh her makeup while grabbing lunch at 7‑Eleven stores, Simply Me Beauty is a welcomed offering and is priced just right for her.”
* And also for, just coincidentally, the cheap hookers hanging around the parking lot after midnight.
* “Honey, you look beautiful, and you smell like a microwave burrito!”
* 7-Eleven makeup. Could there be anything more glamorous?
* It sounds like it was named by a pirate. “Simply, Me Beauty! Arrrrr!”
* It’s the same blush 7-Eleven uses to color their rotisserie hot dogs.
* If $3 is too much for lipstick, just buy a box of Red Hots for a buck and dye your lips red.
* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, would you buy makeup from 7-Eleven?