210 MILLION PACKAGE THEFTS THIS YEAR
A recent survey by home security website Safewise claims that there were 210 million packages stolen from porches across the US over the past 12 months. The survey claims 64% of Americans have been victims of package theft in the last year — a 36% increase from the prior year. The cities with the highest likelihood of package jacking:
1. Denver, Colorado
2. San Francisco, California
3. Salt Lake City, Utah
4. Seattle, Washington
5. San Antonio, Texas
6. Austin, Texas
7. Portland, Oregon
8. Greenville, South Carolina
9. Raleigh, North Carolina
10. Hartford, Connecticut
Safewise recommends deterring porch pirates by installing safety measures.
* And who do you suppose sells those “safety measures,” hmm???
* 210 million packages stolen in the past year, and that was the year we were all stuck at home in quarantine.
* So … how long ’til we have those Star Trek transporters?
* Why is Denver #1? Is everybody off skiin’ and hikin’ and campin’, leaving their homes empty?
* Time to price out a doghouse, a long chain, and a pit bull.
* CLIP: Our “Porch Pirate’s Life For Me” song.
