WOMAN TOLD HER NEXT BRAZILIAN WAX WILL COST MORE, DUE TO SIZE OF THE ACREAGE

In Melbourne, Australia, a woman named Sarah Button, 27, posted a video after her first Brazilian wax complaining about the message she got afterwards from the waxer. A Brazilian wax is when you get your pubic hair removed, quickly and painfully. Button said the waxer texted her: “Thanks, hun, just in the future, I’ll have to charge you a little more for the size of the area. I hope that makes sense, nothing crazy, like $5 or $10 extra.” Button said she replied, “No worries,” because she was in a state of shock, but now that she’s had some time to reflect, she’s furious, mostly that the waxer hadn’t mentioned anything at the session, and took the chicken way out to text her afterwards.
* I believe the Australian expression for this is Bushwacking Down Under.
* Things are getting hairy at the waxing salon.
* What is the waxer supposed to do, holler out the door as she’s leaving: “HEY SARAH! FORGOT TO TELL YOU I’LL NEED TO CHARGE YOU MORE NEXT TIME BECAUSE OF ALL THE EXTRA HAIR!!! OK? SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!”
* “AND MAKE THE APPOINTMENT EARLY SO I CAN ORDER ALL THE EXTRA WAX YOU’RE GONNA NEED!!! YOU KNOW, FOR YOUR CROTCH!!!”
* Does this qualify as a bad hair day?